If you’re gonna keep being cute then you’ll have to kiss me. I’m sorry, I don’t make the rules.

(via tiptoeandtouchtheuniverse)

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  • demon: i possessed you
  • me: get the fuck out
  • demon: damn...aight...rude ass bitch...i just need a place to stay my girl kicked me out and i aint got no money...
  • me: shit man, you can stay but don't be spinning my head like an owl and shit
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this hedgehog is cheering for u bc u can do anything image

(via callielovesarizona)

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if you don’t know what my voice sounds like you should keep it that way for your own sake

(via lamey-amy)

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Stop blaming yourself for other peoples shitty doings to you.
They fucked up. Not you. (via stfumadison)

(Source: wildsultrys0ul, via madamcupcakey)

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Q: I love melon :)

Oh..okay, cool. I’m not so keen

asked by Anonymous
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